HARD FACTS ABOUT WOMEN
1. Women never have anything to wear. Don't
question the racks of clothes in the closet, you just don't understand!
2. Women do NOT want an honest opinion to
the question, 'How do I look?'Am sure you are definitely not ready for the
repercussions of your honest opinion.
3. If a man goes on a seven day trip, he'll
pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes
on a five day trip, she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll
feel like wearing each day.
4. Women can't keep secrets.They eat away at
them from inside. and they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they
only tell two or three people.
5. The word "woman" is believed to
have derived from the middle English term "wyfman" broken down simply
as the wife(wyf) of man.
6. 70% of women would rather
have chocolate than sex.lol
7. The most embarrassing thing for a woman
is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event.(Hmmm).
8.In almost every country worldwide, the
life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny at all)
9.When a woman dresses up to go out, she
puts on a blouse first,pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
10.Women spend 7-10years of their
life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only 2 years doing same.
Okay! Here are two bonuses off the
top.lol
*When you tell a woman the truth, she thinks
you are lying. When you you are lying, she thinks you are telling the truth.
*Men, You can never win an argument against
a woman,i repeat, you can never ever ever win.You'll hurt her feelings When(if)
it seems you are winning.
OYA ADD YOUR own!!!!
When are we gonna have the men's version of this gist
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